poor tom.
in a few minutes, it'll all be over.
and for the first time since he met her...
...he 'll be happy.
poor miserable, lovesick creature.
i suppose people will say i should've helped him.
i know.
but it's better this way.
i'll never forget that first morning when it all started.
if ever there were two true friends...
... that was us.
and then she walked by.
when tom first saw her, i thought he'd flip his lid.
and he did.
from the very beginning, there was...
...a strong magnetic attraction between them.
i tried to stop him, but it was no use.
poor simple tom.
he was putty in her hands.
i've never seen him so happy...
...or so much in love.
but tom had a rival.
mr. butch.
yes...
... tom had a rival.
but this made him more determined than ever.
i appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me.
tom was desperate.
he squandered all his savings on jewelry.
when the jewelry failed to impress her, he signed away his life to buy a car.
3 1 2 monthly payments...
...at 1 1 20%0 interest.
it cost him an arm...
...and a leg.
but he willingly sold himself into slavery...
...for love.
tom went downhill fast after that.
he started drinking.
the next step was...
... the gutter.
well, that 's the story.
the story of a cat with a broken heart.
too bad everybody doesn 't have a girl like mine.
a girl that loves me...
...and only me...
... with every bit of her true blue...
...ever-loving heart.
y ou know what we' re gonna do today, son?
we' re gonna have a barbecue.
y es, sir.
a father-son barbecue.
that's my boy.
the first thing we need, son...
...is a nice hot fire.
there she goes.
the next step...
...is the charcoal.
there's nothing like good old hickory smoke for flavor, son.
and finally...
...comes dog's best friend.
a juicy, tender...
...delicious steak.
we're gonna have that barbecue yet, son.
what's the matter with that crazy cat?
he'd better not spoil our barbecue.
did you see that crazy piece of charcoal, son?
l just don't understand it, son.
well, now that we got rid of that cat...
...we'll toss this salad.
do me a little favor...
...will you, bud?
get out of my salad!
son, now you know...
...why dogs hate cats.
ain't that a beauty, son?
now all we need is a little pepper.
and now...
...for that father-son barbecue.
hello, cousin.
did you get my letter?
are you sure there aren't any mice?
well, okay, if you say so.
oh, l wish l was brave like other cats...
...but l'm not.
l guess l'm just a scaredy-cat.
are you sure there aren't any mice?
l am ashamed of myself, but it's just that...
...l hate to be left alone.
l can't help it if l'm chicken.
oh, cousin tom...
...that dreadful creature's been frightening me again.
do you think it will work, cousin?
okay, l'll try...
...but l'm scared.
l wouldn't kick me...
...if l were you.
happy easter!
oh, boy!
oh, boy! a swimming pool.
oh, boy.
oh, boy, a swimming pool.
happy easter.
happy easter. oh, boy!
happy easter.
iet me out of here!
what's the big idea?
get me out of here!
happy easter£¡
happy easter!
touche, pussycat!
happy easter.
oh, boy.
hey, what happened to all the water?
lt was right here.
well, how do you like that?
l get all set to go swimming...
...and there ain't no water.
mommy, this is swell!
hey, fellas!
this your swimming pool?
gee, it's swell.
l like it here.
lt's big and it's....
lt's me!
l'm home again.
come on, fellas.
we have a surprise for you.
all together, fellas.
happy easter!
and l hurt my head too.
where is the cat? where is he?
where is the cat?
bonjour, monsieur pussycat.
goofing off?
my nap has been disturbed by the king's mouseketeers.
lf they disturb me once again, if l hear one more sound...
...remember, one more sound...
...and off comes your head.
good night.
off with your head!
then off with your head!
honey? oh, honey?
l'm in here, george.
surprise!
oh, george, you remembered!
good morning to you
good morning, dear....
dear joanie
good morning to you
and that's not all, honey.
we' re going out to dinner and a show.
oh, george!
do you think that little duck will be all right with that cat around?
don't worry, honey.
the cat's outside, and the house is locked up tight.
good morning to you
good morning, dear pussycat
pussycat?
good morning to--
good morning to you
there's a great big pussycat out there.
come on with me and l' ll show you.
he's a mean pussycat too.
honest, there was a pussycat.
vanishing cream?
well, how about that?
don't be afraid.
lt's only me, the invisible duck.
see? vanishing cream!
now watch this.
well, what do you know? no ears.
y ou wanna have some fun with the pussycat?
okay, let's try it.
good morning, dear pussycat good morning to you
and that was the end of the bad old pussycat.
lt was the vanishing cream that did it.
l know one thing, jerry...
...we'll never see that old pussycat again.
ls that you...
...mr. pussycat?
lt's a black day, it is.
a black day for poor old robin hood.
him locked up in the sheriff's jail...
...and guards all over the place.
they're gonna hang him sure, they are.
hang poor robin in the morning, and us sitting here helpless.
there's nothing we can do. nothing.
here, now. what's all this blooming ""nothing"" talk?
he's forgetting us, he is.
come on, let's us have a go at it.
looks like robin has company.
let's crash the blooming party, eh?
what we stopping for, jerry?
there it is, jerry.
there's where poor old robin hood is locked up tight, he is.
and there's the blooming key.
howdy, guvnor.
we'll have that blooming key out of him in no time.
okay, jerry. lower away!
crikey! l can't see me hand in front of me blinking face.
the blooming key!
you take the high road
and i'll take the low
and i'll be in scotland
afore ye
here's the blooming key, jerry.
blimey! he locked he in, he did.
here's the key, robin!
there he goes!
good old robin's free, he is.
hip, hip, hooray!
oh, we swiped the blinking key
then robin hood went free
and it was you and me who done it oops!
l won't be gone more than an hour or two. just a little shopping.
y es, ma'am.
the baby's bottle is in the refrigerator.
y es, ma'am.
y ou'll take good care of him, jeannie?
y es, ma'am.
-goodbye, jeannie. -goodbye.
goodbye, darling.
hi, it's me, jeannie!
oh, no, l'm babysitting for two hours.
you silly!
oh, l did.
yeah, l have a date already.
oh, no, you're kidding!
she wouldn't do that.
scat, you bad cat!
hi, it's me again.
no, the baby's all right. lt's that cat you have to watch.
scat, you cat!
l'll say it is.
that cat keeps bothering the baby.
oh, no!
he did, really?
oh, that's right. l saw them at the drive-in.
swell show, kid.
y eah, it's that darn cat again.
y eah, l can go if l get a passing grade in algebra.
oh, l hate algebra!
gosh, whoever thought that stuff up?
l just turned my back for one teensy minute to answer the phone...
...and the baby was gone!
oh, please, officer! y ou must get that baby back. y ou--
there's the baby!
gotcha, you baby-nappers!
a baby crawling down the street?
now, who would be after believing that?
well, mr. clumsy!
every time you chase that mouse, you break something.
here! clean it up.
and it better not happen again.
just a minute! l'll be right down.
so you are to be my traveling companion, eh?
well, you don't look much like a witch's cat to me.
that's better.
let's go, buster!
look out there, sonny.
you'll be number eight if you don't hang on tight.
here we go!
not bad, sonny. you get the job.
you sleep over there. good night.
stealing a ride, eh?
well, l'll give you a real ride!
wake up, tom.
tom, you're dreaming.
wake up, thomas, wake up!
now, finish cleaning up that mess.
now what is that cat up to?.